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Wish I could have been here, but don't worry, you better believe I was doing something awesome as a part of my rockstar lifestyle.
...I was crying over what my life has become and my eyes were too puffy and swollen to drive.
Jason Huntley defeated Dale Walters via submission due to kimura at 2:54 of the 1st round.
Jason Allred defeated Ben Anderson via TKO, unable to continue after the 2nd round.
Dustin Murphy defeated Jesse Rogge via submission due to rear naked choke at :31 of the 1st round.
Clearly the kid is at his best when he has errands to run as soon as the fight ends.
Otis Hamilton defeated Garrett Sowman via unanimous decision (29-28 on all)
Eric Johnson defeated Joe Cook via unconsciousness due to rear naked choke at :30 of the 1st round.
Nate Hoffman defeated Jake Immel via KO due to a knee at :09 of the 2nd round.
Pat Magdaleno defeated Brian Learn via TKO due to punches at 0:19 of the 1st round.
That's what happens when you attend a BJJ seminar by a legend...you get a TKO.
Randy Lene defeated Alex Figueroa via submission due to guillotine choke at :30 of the 1st round.
Ben Locken defeated Ben Miller via TKO due to punches at 1:41 of the 1st round.
Kyle Todd defeated Drandon Stoyanoff via submissions due to punches at 1:12 of the 1st round.
Time to fight Nick Diaz. Use those camp connection son! I know I would, my only camp connections resulted in a LOT of therapy sessions as an adult.
Pam Sorenson defeated Christina Jobe via submission due to guillotine choke at :46 of the 1st round.
Chelsi Westrup defeated Hope Sanfter via unanimous decision (29-28 on all).
Berta Gray defeated KC Scott via TKO due to punches at 2:41 of the 1st round.
Kevin Asplund defeated Matt Larson via submission due to rear naked choke at 2:24 of the 1st round.
Ben Neumann defeated Matt Rider via submission due to triangle choke at :58 of the 1st round.
Sean Richman defeated Jesse Wannemacher via unanimous decision (50-45, 49-46, 48-47)
Because, you know, having three different angles on the fight means three COMPLETELY different scores.
John Castaneda defeated Derrick Mandell via unanimous decision (29-28 on all).
My eyes are still puffy, I'm going back to bed.