Cryosauna: The Session That Never Was (Part 3)
Okay, better video this time. Also, note my greater self control this time.
No, that wasn't a flask, don't be stupid...it was, uh, apply juice in a shiny silver container.
Wait, what's that sign on the door?
Oh, well, it's 3:05pm right now, so...
My intention out of this series of articles was to do three sessions in the cryosauna to help rehab my pre-existing and easily re-injured oblique then to roll on Thursday (only 5 days after starting the treatment) to see the progress.
Well, it turned into a he-said-he-said situation that, even though I never said anything about missing the appointment, it turned into the assumption that I wasn't going to be there.
Oh well. I'm still gonna roll Thursday regardless.
Guess that I might as well make the most of things. Off to Haskell's!
Now this is what I'm talking about! This place is f***in huge!
There's my section...
Wait, what's this?! Holy f***!
They have He'brew Funk Jewbelation beer!!! The Chosen Beer!!!
This stuff is a blend of 6 different ales and aged in rye whiskey and bourbon barrels. I've been looking everywhere for this stuff over the last six months or so. And Haskell's Wine & Spirits downtown Minneapolis on 9th Ave. S. has it!
How good is this stuff? Well, I'm no stranger to the $12 24-pack of beer and prefer to spend about $12 for a 1.75 of vokda.
This is $11.99 for about 22 oz.
And it is f***ing worth it!
I hate microbrews. The idea of them gives me the runs. And the idea of talking about them makes me want to find someone in plaid shorts and beat the s*** out of them and their stupid hat.
But this stuff is amazing! And Haskell's has it!
How happy am I? Haskell's has no idea that I am plugging their store and I'm doing it anyway. That's how f***ing happy I am.
Go there now! Get it before it is gone.
What the hell was I talking about in this article anyway?
Oh well, time to get FUNKY!!!