Just because they make me smile: failed backflips

It's 8am. I have a large cup of coffees, my perfunctory assortment of aspirin, Tums, Pepto Bismol and Alka Seltzer.

It's early. I don't really have much in the way of MMA or BJJ on my mind, so, just for me, I want to see some failed backflips.

Enjoy.

Sweet jesus. I would make fun of that one more, but I am positive that is exactly how I would look if I tried to do a backflip. Or cartwheel. Or walking while chewing gum.

Next...

I know, it's not in the cage, but it just a bunch of douchey white boys standing around after karate class, so it works for me. Though, I do support the fact that there are people out there that still wear Zubaz.

And then...


This one makes me the happiest of all, for several reasons. Wanna hear 'em? Here ya go:

1) (at 0:45) He didn't tap. Good for you, only ****** tap. Plus, it was an arm-in guillotine. Those never work.
2) (at 1:22) Chubby guy doing a backflip. Nuff said.
3) (at 1:37) The look look of mild defeat on his face when the ref raised the other guys hand. It was the polite nod like he just lost at the Oscars.
4) (at 1:38) Yup, I lost, but hey, check out my bicep. I like to flex. 

Oop, coffee's doing it's job, gotta go...