That's right b****es! 93X baby!

I'm sorry, was that juvenile?

If I get the timing of this right, and I really doubt that I will, you will be reading this after I've already been on-air at 93X.

Some of you might be asking, "what the **** does this guy know about MMA?"

I know your mother... no, no, I'm better than that now.

What do I know about MMA?

Well, I am a senior writer for the Bleacher Report.

I was the Midwest Correspondent for interviewing local fighters such as Sean Sherk, Nick Thompson and Brett Rogers.

I have over 10 years of combined experience with boxing, muay thai and Brazilian Jiu-jitsu.

And I own UFC Hits Volumes 1 and 2. You know, the good stuff, before they stopped allowing the move I now only refer to as "The Hackney".

I love BJJ. It is my first love and my cruel mistress.

However, BJJ doesn't get the love it deserves and the casual MMA fan doesn't know **** about the ground game.

Don't believe me? Then you've never been to an MMA event. I am yet to go to an event that didn't get booed at some point because the fighters went to the mat.

And let's face it, BJJ in the midwest got a slow start and MMA in the midwest has far from a stellar reputation.

Every little bit helps.

Besides, if you really hate me that much, I'll see you on the mat.

I apologize in advance about the gas. I live the High Life.